My Dear Friends,

For those of us who have too much time on our hands, the computer age has given us something from which we gain knowledge, a new means of communication and also something with which we can do silly things.

Through my long established website, www.ThoughtsForToday.net, I have been able to send out (usually) weekly proverbs, suggestions and hopefully some humor. I probably get more enjoyment out of this column than my readers, but, it is a way of occupying time and a means of expression through cyber communication.

Bumper StickerLast year I “toyed” with the AL HOFFMAN FOR PRESIDENT theme, again, nothing more than a tongue-in-cheek attempt at humor, while at the same time trying to get a few pertinent points across. Hopefully it will not offend anyone, it is not meant to criticize anyone, just an attempt at introducing a little light humor into my friends daily lives.

I have mailed close to 600 Bumper stickers this year. These stickers are desirable since when removed, they leave no residue. You would be, as am I, surprised at how many states these stickers presently are showing up. If nothing else it provokes the question, “who the hell is Al Hoffman?”

To add more to this provocative Mishigas ( Craziness), we have developed a little website thru which I will be able to send out newsletters and updates. I do ask that you read my platform , the essence of this entire effort. There is of course some ridiculous things stipulated in this platform, but, there are also some messages that deserve your thinking. Certainly the name of our alleged party, THE DEFICIT REDUCTION PARTY is in itself, something we would all like to see come to pass.

I hope you find some humor in this campaign and if you have any ideas, please feel free to contact us.

Gratefully yours,

Al Hoffman
Presidential Aspirant

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Special Bulletin: The Kitchen is now in place

The DRP is pleased to announce that when we have taken possession of the White House, a radical change will take place in our dining area.

The famous CHEFS ON THE RUN will take over the duties and they promise to offer unique and excellent cuisine, be it for heads of State, foreign dignitaries or the White House Staff.

In addition they will strategically place vending machines throughout the White House, in Corridors, Laundry rooms, just about everywhere. One will be able to buy pizza slices, cold beverages, wraps and a great deal more.

We recognize the fact that there is a great deal of work involved in supplying these vending machines. Credit cards or cash will be accepted and if the prices seem a bit high, say as an example, $3.00 for a can of diet coke, it is to offset the labor involved in refilling the machines. (Ten percent of the proceeds will revert to my checking account)

This highly regarded team of Chefs Extraordinaire, Fred Hoffman and Gary Zitin will also oversee serving, protocol and will split tips with the servers.
All guests, regardless of who they may be will be asked in a very tactful manner to leave a tip worthy of the food and service.

I am certain you share my delight in having this important position filled by so competent a team.

aL Hoffman
The next President

posted by Al Hoffman at 11:26 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I would like to be invited to the white house to have dinner with the president. I am sure i will enjoy the food and the company.

Regards
Mayu y Martin

1:10 PM  

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